Curse

corax5 · Jun 20, 2005, 07:17 PM // 19:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adaria

This happen to anyone oddly enough? I mean that would be funny if you suddenly shouted "I'm attacking Char Chaot!" or something instead of how you were supposed to verbally reply.

I no what you mean, I had an argument with someone on msn, and I started type things like /boo /roar and /taunt.

Heres my one:
You get lost in a city, you pull out your mobile from your belt pouch, when your friend asks where you are you reply, "well im sure im at the right place, are you in the right district?"
After finding your friend you set off exploring the outskirts of town, to your friends astonishment you begin to kill all the bugs you can find and take their skins/fur/shells etc, when your friend asks what the hell your doing you simply say "im collecting crafting materials, isnt it obvious?" Half way through you realise youv run out of space, so you begin to hit you bags with a piece of paper that says, "rune of holding" in big letters.

Aalric · Jun 20, 2005, 09:11 PM // 21:11

You walk into the United States Army barracks (or wherever you sign in). You tell the receptionist that you would like to join. She asks if you have any experience. You reply, "Well, I'm a Level 20 Warrior/Monk, have ascended, done Hall of Heroes twice, and have a nice Chaos Axe." The receptionist stares at you for a few minutes, then replies, "I'm sorry, this is the United States Army, not the local mental asylum. You have the wrong address. Please leave." Desperate now, you say, "Wait, look at my dance. I've got a real nice dance!" You then launch into the Warrior dance. The receptionist stares at you in genuine shock, then lifts up the phone to call in the General. You quickly shout out, "No, no, wait! I can be a monk too, if necessarry. Really, I have Healing Breeze, Heal Party, Ressurect, etc." The woman ignores you, and finally you lose it. "NOOB! YOU MUST BE A BAD GUY! PREPARE TO DIE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!" You then launch across the table and try to kill her. Fortunately, the guards arrive in time and drag you away, and you are heard muttering, "I cast pacifism on them." You are then taken to the General's office. He studies you seriously. "Son," he says, "Do you understand how serious an offence this is?" You look at him, sigh, and realise you must have messed up the quest. "Don't worry," you say, "I'll leave, go to town, change my secondary prof., change my skillbar, change my strategies, and come back and try the quest again. Solo-ing is, after all, very hard." Leaving the General in shock, you walk out and reappear a few minutes later by the receptionists desk. "Hello," you say, "I'm a warrior/necro looking to join the army..."

Digitalblast · Jun 20, 2005, 09:18 PM // 21:18

When i see jay-walkers on the street i think of war/mo's going off on their own again.

elvis87 · Jun 20, 2005, 09:37 PM // 21:37

lol, these are really funny, i did get a habit of pressing enter to type messages on aim, later realizin i didn't have to
also when i would play games that i could save in, i would think in real life, that i could save right b4 i do something and if i mess up, jsut start it over again

Swarnt Brightstar · Jun 20, 2005, 09:42 PM // 21:42

Your brother try's to sneak up on you and he scares you, so you mutter a string of curses, then when you try to scare him back you go up and say "slash boo!"

A guy at a bar you think is hot (this is if you're a girl... btw I'm not gay just makin crud up) but he wont date you so you go "slash taunt" he goes "what the heck are you doing?" then you go "I'm taunting you!" then he goes "no you're not..." then you go "see I'm a mesmer not a ranger we have stupid taunts so I want to change mine but I cant!"

Vladmoney · Jun 20, 2005, 11:28 PM // 23:28

Ever since you company got walkie-talkie, you have endlessly babbling about battle plans and trying to recruit the air ele down the hall on your cell phone.

Wa$d · Jun 21, 2005, 12:10 AM // 00:10

Your playing Halo 2 and your friend is dieing and you run over to him and hit him while yelling healing breeze!

After that halo game you have just lost and you start to scream "if i had my Gold hammer of fortidue with +30 health, 20% dmg while in stance; I would have so totally owned you"

The first one i really did to my friend, and when i killed him he booted me, later he asked why it did that, i said i was trying to heal you!

Chowley · Jun 21, 2005, 12:32 AM // 00:32

Sticky this!

Lord Toaster · Apr 05, 2007, 10:21 AM // 10:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canook

11. All your marks have dropped in school

That's not funny

The Ernada · Apr 05, 2007, 10:23 AM // 10:23

You dress up as Cynn.....and you're a dude.

Etta · Apr 05, 2007, 10:25 AM // 10:25

This thread was made in 06/2005! Let it rest for god sake.

nectuss · Apr 05, 2007, 10:46 AM // 10:46

This has made me

!! Great job...

clawofcrimson · Apr 05, 2007, 04:33 PM // 16:33

~your dance moves come from your GW characters<---ive done it

~you start using words like faction, mending, auspicious in common vernacular.<----done it.

~you go on vacation (away from computers) and you take a skills list<---done it

~you almost crap your pants over a game that is 2 years away from release date<---done it.

~you name your son shiro tagachi<---tried but the wifey wouldnt let me.

~you start trying to categorize people into one of the professions<---do that sometimes.

~Sit at work..not workin...on forums<---doing it now

~Start wishing you could do as well on ebay as you do in GW<--done it.

~dream about going to battle with mending wammo greifers<---done it.

~you cant remember when you started playing GW<---umm... yeah

those are mine

an sun · Apr 05, 2007, 04:35 PM // 16:35

"7 : Whilst driving in your new car, you pull out a pen and start drawing wildly on the GPS screen and clicking on all the oncoming cars."

That was good. XPPP

Grasping Darkness · Apr 05, 2007, 05:17 PM // 17:17

You're going to buy a new pair of shoes which has taken an hour drive to that special store you love so much. You are suddenly stricken with panic while frantically searching through your wallet and remember; "GAAH, ZOMG, I forgot my crafting materials."

eazz · Apr 05, 2007, 07:43 PM // 19:43

You’re addicted to Guild Wars if...

“You’re walking through the mall at Easter and you consider attacking the guy in the bunny suit for XP”

“You’re lying in bed in the morning, thinking the loot from the alarm clock isn’t worth killing it.”

“You’re lying in bed in the morning, wishing you could map click to work.”

“You’re lying in bed in the morning, wishing you’d unlocked ‘the beach’ so you could map click there instead”

“You wonder if leaving the store and coming back in again would make it easier to find what you want”

“You’ve thought of traffic as body blocking”

“You’ve considered the effectiveness of a trap ranger in an elevator.... (you are now aren’t you.)”

“Watching the news you think ‘ the chat in obs mode really does suck’”.

“You’ve ever wished you could get out of the mission for just a minute to adjust your attributes. (and your not playing Guild Wars)”

"You've ever locked yourself out at night because you thought it was after VoD and the doors should be open"

“You think of school as grinding for titles”.

“You’ve ever looked at a statue and wondered what it looked like lit up if your world got favor”.

“before a particularly tough day you’ve considered asking someone to run you through it.”

“You’ve seen someone jogging, and wondered where the flag is”.

“You’ve wished for a rune to expand bag space”

“You’ve wanted to double-click something so your pet (the real one) could fit in your bag and go with you everywhere.”

MSecorsky · Apr 05, 2007, 07:57 PM // 19:57

You're lying in a hospital bed because you thought you really could to the monk flex.

You picture women in mesmer attire.

You call people an effin noob in real life.

You wonder who cast Ineptitude on George Bush.

tyche7 · Apr 05, 2007, 08:11 PM // 20:11

When you fall asleep at work you wear a sign saying "AFK"

Amon Borknagar · Apr 05, 2007, 08:16 PM // 20:16

I was telling a collegue at work today about a guy I know IRL who thinks he's "some uber leet such and such an whatever but he is such a Noob for real!" My boy was like "huh"? He didn't have a clue.

tyche7 · Apr 05, 2007, 08:25 PM // 20:25

You wonder often when will promised changes to your life be implemented